According to my morning crop of email spam, the secret of happiness and success with women is simple: I just need to buy whatever it is they're trying to sell and it will give me a far more impressive penis. An additional three inches, no less.
Wow. I'd be a four-inch super-stud, then.
Windy and wet today, so I shall huddle away in my cabin and try to get some writing done. Suppose I ought to put a little effort into my Tame Your Computer business, too. No new clients for ages. A Ravenscroft Ad Campaign (i.e. cards in Post Office Windows) would seem to be in order.
11:31 AM
Can't put it off any longer. Gonna have to walk the dog, get shopping etc. I love rural isolation, but there are times (especially wet, windy times) when I wish the nearest shop was a little closer than 2.5 miles...
06:24 PM
Took Kate the Dog to the vet this afternoon. She's going into kennels next month, so she needed a booster for kennel cough. New vet, and Kate didn't take to her. I'm ashamed to say she had to be muzzled!
I have a Football Hooligan for a dog.
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That's why I would have trouble living in the country again. I need people around me (even if I never go out of my house). When I need to get AWAY from people, I go to the farm - either my dad's, my mom's, or my brothers. Nice to have three places to choose from. ;-)
ReplyDeleteJust when I decide to stop blogging, these interesting peeps pop up...
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You're a woman of many properties, Mel.
ReplyDeleteHi, V. Long time no chat. How's life in V Land?